I wasn’t going to keep Flower Bouquet when I first got her from a friend - I was looking for the ponies I had as a child, and had little to no interest in others, but took her, two Sunny Bunches, and a Cherries Jubilee anyway.
After nearly ten years, I think it’s safe to say that she’s not going anywhere, especially since she still has pink hair! (although not as vibrant as it once was)
Black Dog (You Are My Sunshine) - Andrew Jackson Jihad
Black dog, I see
"When you pet me, I feel neatly
Rub my paws, please, and scratch my belly.”
i think i just figured out the perfect skin care routine but where am i going to get a cookie puss cake to celebrate with at this time of night
if u dont go to university you are simply unmotivated and deserve minimum wage. you should of thought about this earlier. when you were 15. why were you such an irresponsible 15 year old. i go to university every day and feel clean and wholesome discussing other people’s poverty while i sit at a crisp white ikea desk in the student lounge. sometimes i turn the pages in my notebook because the sound it makes calms me
This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.
GO OFF GO OFF GO OFF GO OFF
i was like ‘wait until they find out i was bluffing about being a fast learner’ but actually im great and deserve this job, imagine me posing in triumph