ocheeva:

I wasn’t going to keep Flower Bouquet when I first got her from a friend - I was looking for the ponies I had as a child, and had little to no interest in others, but took her, two Sunny Bunches, and a Cherries Jubilee anyway.

After nearly ten years, I think it’s safe to say that she’s not going anywhere, especially since she still has pink hair! (although not as vibrant as it once was)

duolingo knows im gay and is alright w it, thanks friend

duolingo knows im gay and is alright w it, thanks friend

i still cant figure out iscribble its an embarrassment

im a larva who just wants to draw

queased:

Eleonor Boström

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valvala:

Black Dog (You Are My Sunshine) - Andrew Jackson Jihad

Black dog, I see
Daily, nightly
Monthly, yearly
Dearly, sweetly

She says,
"When you pet me, I feel neatly
Rub my paws, please, and scratch my belly.”

i think i just figured out the perfect skin care routine but where am i going to get a cookie puss cake to celebrate with at this time of night

toxicwinner:

if u dont go to university you are simply unmotivated and deserve minimum wage. you should of thought about this earlier. when you were 15. why were you such an irresponsible 15 year old. i go  to university every day and feel clean and wholesome discussing other people’s poverty while i sit at a crisp white ikea desk in the student lounge. sometimes i turn the pages in my notebook because the sound it makes calms me

jewmancentipede:

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

jewmancentipede:

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

muhuhu:

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queermobile:

GO OFF GO OFF GO OFF GO OFF

tbh im surprised to have gotten hired in food service on account of my voluminous arm hair

i was like ‘wait until they find out i was bluffing about being a fast learner’ but actually im great and deserve this job, imagine me posing in triumph

i had a rlly good first day at mcdonalds, apparently im really good at it